Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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