just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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