i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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