Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
