can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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