dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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