What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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