you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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