we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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