Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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