Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
the night ended with taco bell and tears
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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