As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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