Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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