I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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