I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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