WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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