It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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