no, he came in my armpit
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize