We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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