theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i drank out of a bidet.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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