She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
