Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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