Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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