so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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