why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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