beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I am never drinking with the goths again.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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