I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I am available for nakedness
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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