i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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