Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
