Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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