Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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