It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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