Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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