did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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