At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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