The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
