i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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