Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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