"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
