I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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