I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I need moral support for this bender
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think a kid would responsible me up
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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