All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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