We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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