Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
