Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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