Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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