Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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