Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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