i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
