You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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