If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
What a dumb baby whore.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
