who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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