Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
