google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize