How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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